Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the third movie in the Underworld series. It serves as a prequel to the first two of the series. It tells how the vampire werewolf war began. Another mindless action movie with nothing to offer. This movie was stupid the whole way through and was often very boring. The [...]
Read moreDinner for Schmucks (2010)
Dinner for Schmucks is a comedy starring Paul Rudd and Steve Carell. It is about a man climbing the corporate ladder and his chance encounter with a man who dresses and arranges stuffed dead mice portraying famous scenes. This movie was cliché-filled waste of time. A schmuck is the left over skin after a circumcision, [...]
Read moreThor (2011)
Marvel Comic movie directed by Kenneth Branagh about the Norse god of thunder, Thor, being banished from Asgard to earth and having to adjust to a human sort of life. What a terrible movie. I can’t believe Thor was this bad. The entire dialogue was comprised of nonsense and one-liners. Portman’s performance, at its best, [...]
Read moreBridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
Bridget Jones’s Diary is an English romantic comedy starring Renee Zellweger, Colin Firth, and Hugh Grant. Bridget’s life is an unhappy mess and she is resolved to turn things around fo herself. Unfortunately, for every step she takes forward, circumstances knock her back one or two. This was an entertaining movie. I have no idea [...]
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