Saw (2004)
Saw is a horror film from James Wan. Two men are captured by a serial killer known for the interesting “situations” he places his victims into. Total yawn-cliché-fest. This was disappointing after so many people said it was a decent horror. This movie was unbelievably full of itself. What exactly was original here? The way [...]
Read moreBody Snatchers (1993)
Body Snatchers is a B Horror/Thriller movie based on the 1955 novel by Jack Finney. People are being cloned and then killed by aliens. What the hell? I was asking that question the entire time I watched this. Every scene was out of control beginning in the outhouse. This movie was so pathetic. I am [...]
Read moreZombieland (2009)
Zombieland is a comedy starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin, and Emma Stone. A zombie infestation occurs and a select few struggle to survive. This movie started out pretty strong for me. It felt like a fresh take on a classic story. The filming seemed interesting and the story was quirky. Unfortunately, the first [...]
Read moreNine Dead (2009)
Nine Dead is a horror film starring Melissa Joan Hart. People chained in a basement with a riddle. Does that sound familiar? Wasn’t this stupid the first time? Awful. This is a lousy Saw rip-off. Saw was bad enough, but this was terrible. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. It was all [...]
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