Thor (2011)
Marvel Comic movie directed by Kenneth Branagh about the Norse god of thunder, Thor, being banished from Asgard to earth and having to adjust to a human sort of life. What a terrible movie. I can’t believe Thor was this bad. The entire dialogue was comprised of nonsense and one-liners. Portman’s performance, at its best, [...]
Read moreHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
This is the third installment in the Harry Potter series. A prisoner has escaped from Azkaban and everyone is on the look out for the dangerous Sirius Black. Dreadful little movie. The acting was awful and the movie had a darker but stupider feel to it. Time travel is the worst thing in stories especially [...]
Read moreBody Snatchers (1993)
Body Snatchers is a B Horror/Thriller movie based on the 1955 novel by Jack Finney. People are being cloned and then killed by aliens. What the hell? I was asking that question the entire time I watched this. Every scene was out of control beginning in the outhouse. This movie was so pathetic. I am [...]
Read moreThe NeverEnding Story (1984)
The NeverEnding Story is a children’s film adapted from a novel of the same name. It is a boy’s adventure as a book he is reading becomes real. Everybody has their favorite movies from their childhood. The NeverEnding Story was not one of mine, but it was for a lot of people I know. So [...]
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