Nine Dead (2009)
Nine Dead is a horror film starring Melissa Joan Hart. People chained in a basement with a riddle. Does that sound familiar? Wasn’t this stupid the first time? Awful. This is a lousy Saw rip-off. Saw was bad enough, but this was terrible. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. It was all [...]
Read moreEncino Man (1992)
Encino Man is a comedy starring Pauly Shore so it’s got to be good right? Not my style. Really lame comedy that may have a cult following, but I don’t really know. I know it’s bad enough to have one. Pauly Shore makes a pretty worthless movie with this one. I haven’t seen his others [...]
Read moreConfessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
Isla Fisher stars in romantic comedy about designer clothes and the debt that follows. I hated this movie so much. I love Sacha Baron Cohen and anything he touches including his wife, so this couldn’t be too bad. But it was. If I were him, I would be at least considering divorce after seeing this [...]
Read moreThe Spirit (2008)
A comic book adaptation from Frank Miller. One of the worst movies I have ever had the misfortune of watching sober. This is wretched. The writing is so uniquely horrible. The acting is absolutely pathetic and the Sin City like presentation looks like a joke. This movie really made my blood boil. The Spirit’s stupid [...]
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